Today’s Wish List

  1. I want to take a bath. Full bath tub with bubbles. I want to read a book in the tub with good-smelling candles lit all around. I want 10 smelly candles around me.

  2. I want to come out of the shower smelling fabulous. I want to love showering. I want to take long showers with yummy smelling shampoo, conditioner and body wash. Body wash! I want to use body wash and a loofah.

  3. I want my husband to smell good. I want him to wear a manly, yummy cologne. I want him to come out of the shower smelling good - from those dumb, “manly” gendered body washes, shampoos and conditioners.

  4. I want to lay on my leather couch for more than 5 minutes without having to clean it first.

  5. I want to love on my dog. I want to pet him without having to instantly wash my hands. I want to snuggle with him without worrying about his allergens.

  6. I want my baby boy to not get skin rashes every few weeks. I want to feel guilt-free about passing on my genes to him.

  7. I want to be girly. I want to wear all the makeup. I want to have bright, dark or weird-colored lips. I want to wear fun eyeshadows. I want to be able to use real makeup remover instead of Aquaphor ointment to remove my eyeliner.

No need for a list of 10. I’m not in the mood to be contrived.